Bella VO: ...But dying in the place of someone I love, that seems like a good way to go.
Bella VO: I can't bring myself to regret the decision to leave home. I would miss Phoenix. I'd miss the heat. I would miss my loving, erratic, hair-brained mother. And her new husband. But they wanna go on the road. So I'm gonna spend some time with my dad. And this will be a good thing...I think.
Charlie: The sales lady picked out the bed stuff. You like purple, right?
Bella: Purple's cool. Thanks.
Bella VO: One of the best things about Charlie...he doesn't hover.
Charlie: Bella, you remember Billy Black?
Bella: Yeah. Billy, looking good.
Billy: Well I'm still dancin'. I'm glad you're finally here. Charlie here hasn't shut up about it since you told him you were coming.
Charlie: All right, keep exaggerating, I'll roll you into the mud.
Billy: After I ram you in the ankles.
Charlie: Bring it.
Billy: I'm down with the kids.
Charlie: Oh yeah, dude. You're the bomb.
Eric: You're Isabella Swan, the new girl. Hi, I'm Eric, the eyes and ears of this place. Um, anything you need? Tour guide? Lunch date? Shoulder to cry on?
Bella: Uh, I'm really kind of the suffer in silence type.
Jessica: Hey, you're from Arizona, right?
Jessica: Aren't people from Arizona supposed to be, like, tan?
Bella: Yeah. Maybe that's why they kicked me out.
Jessica: Oh my God, it's like first grade all over again. And you're the shiny new toy.
Bella: Who's he?
Jessica: That's Edward Cullen. He's totally gorgeous, obviously. But apparently nobody here's good enough for him. Like I care, you know. So yeah. Seriously, don't waste your time.
Bella: I wasn't planning on it.
Edward: I'll just have to endure it.
Waylon: Hey Bella, you remember me? I played Santa one year.
Charlie: Waylon, she hasn't had a Christmas here since she was four.
Waylon: I bet I made an impression though, didn't I?
Charlie: You always do.
Waitress: Buttcrack Santa?
Operator: Please insert $1.25 for an additional three minutes.
Bella: Mom, where's your cell?
Renee: Okay, don't laugh. I didn't lose my power cord. It ran away.
Bella VO: I planned to confront him. And demand to know what his problem was. But he never showed.
Edward: So are you enjoying the rain?
Bella: You're asking me about the weather?
Edward: Yeah, I guess I am.
Bella: Well, um, I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing, I don't really...."
Edward: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to figure you out. You're very difficult for me to read.
Bella: You know it would have been a whole lot worse if Edward wasn't there. He knocked me out of the way.
Charlie: Edward? Your boy?
Bella: Yeah it was amazing. He got to me so fast. He was nowhere near me.
Carlisle: Sounds like you were very lucky.
Bella: How did you get over to me so fast?
Edward: I was standing right next to you Bella.
Bella: No, you were next to your car. Across the lot.
Edward: No I wasn't.
Bella: Yes you were.
Edward: Bella, you hit your head. I think you're confused.
Bella: I know what I saw.
Edward: And what exactly was that?
Bella: You...you stopped the van. You pushed it away with your hand.
Edward: Well nobody's going to believe you.
Bella: I wasn't gonna tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.
Bella VO: That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen.
Edward: What's in Jacksonville?
Bella: How did you know about that?
Edward: You didn't answer my question.
Bella: Well you don't answer any of mine, so.... I mean, you don't even say hi to me.
Bella: Are you gonna tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward: Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
Edward: Bella, we shouldn't be friends.
Bella: You really should have figured that out a little earlier. I mean, why didn't you just let the van crush me and save yourself all this regret?
Edward: You think I regret saving you?
Bella: I can see that you do. I just...I don't know why.
Edward: I only said that it were better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't wanna be.
Bella: What does that even mean?
[blahblahblah...if I ignore Jacob, then he doesn't really exist...blahblahblah]
Jessica: He's not here. Whenever the weather's nice the Cullens disappear.
Bella: What, do they just ditch?
Jessica: No, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen yank them out for hiking and camping and stuff. I tried that out on my parents...not even close.
Edward: I should go back there and rip those guys' heads off.
Bella: Uh, no you shouldn't.
Edward: You don't know the vile and repulsive things they were thinking.
Bella: And you do?
Bella: How did you know where I was?
Edward: I didn't.
Bella: All right. [gets up to leave]
Edward: Don't leave....
Bella: Did you follow me?
Edward: I feel very...protective of you.
Edward: Say it.
Edward: You need to see what I look like in the sunlight.
[giggles...this scene just brings out the LULZ for me]
Edward: I wanted to kill you. I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward: I can't read your mind. You have to tell me what you're thinking.
Bella: Now I'm afraid.
Bella: I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. I feel like you're gonna disappear.
Edward: You don't know how long I've waited for you. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.
Bella VO: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally, irrevocably in love with him.
Edward: Well I'm breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I'm going to hell....
Bella: Could you act human? I mean, I've got neighbors.
Edward: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.
Bella: Wait, like, with your family?
Bella: What if they don't like me?
Edward: So you're worried not because you'll be in a house full of vampires but you think they won't approve of you?
Rosalie: The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.
Bella: Badly as in...I would become the meal?
Edward: You better hold on tight, spidermonkey.
Bella: How did you get in here?
Edward: The window.
Bella: Do you do that a lot?
Edward: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep. It's kind of fascinating to me.
Esme: I'm glad you're here. We need an umpire.
Emmett: She thinks we cheat.
Esme: I know you cheat.
Charlie: Bella, come on, I just got you back.
Bella: Yeah and you know if I don't get out now, I'm just gonna be stuck here like Mom.
Bella: Where should I meet you?
James: How about your old ballet studio?
Bella: We cant be apart. You can't leave me.
Edward: I'm here.
Bella: Okay. Just don't...you just can't say stuff like that to me. Ever.
Edward: Where else am I gonna go?
Edward: I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend
Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me?
Bella: Yeah. For now.